A higher quality towel than a scumbag deserves

At SCUMBAG RAG, we believe in the power of passive-aggressive behavior in everyday life. Our journey began when we realized there was a need for a toilet towel with Donald Trump's face on it.  With that in mind, we set out to create an on-line store that reflects our values and passion for immature behavior.

Our microfiber towels are the highest quality with superb cleaning capabilities.  They offer a lint-free and streak-free shine on your glass, porcelain, and stainless steel.  The graphics are bold and fade resistant.  I guess what we're saying is, this scumbag is finally going to do something right.

Our mission is to spread happiness and positivity through rubbing a scumbag's face in your filth. We believe that even the smallest things can make a big difference in someone's day. We are committed to providing our customers with a fun and uniquely agressive cleaning experience.